The unbridled excitement of: a new toothbrush

Thats right, I got a new toothbrush.  It's not just any toothbrush though, it's an electric.  I am the proud owner of a brand new sonicare e7300.  So what. 

So what?  I'll tell you what.  I'm pumped.  After living in the technological shadow of my girlfriend and my roommate for so long, I'm now a proud member of the dental technocracy. 

I think that the packaging is what has really gotten me jazzed about brushing my teeth, which speaks to one of two things:  I'm either the biggest nerd to have ever roamed the earth, or great packaging can do wonders for the consumers interaction with a product.  I think it's the latter, but it's probably a little of both.  But to prove that it isn't just my nerdery, just think for a minute about what it was like when you opened your first iPod. 

Let's fire this puppy up…


From the "no-shit" file:  this was widely considered to be the best ad that was made last year.  If you're reading this, there is a good chance of your being American (or Canadian), which means you never saw it.  Well, unless you are in advertising … in which case you're just going to think that I'm lame.  Whatever.  I still love it, and I feel like I must post it even if it is way old news.  Maybe this concession will break the curse and get that god-damned song out of my head.

In the key of GRR

Howard Stern to Satellite

Vertsternlastdayap_1Howard Stern is off to satellite radio now and went out with a huge bang (or so it sounded like on  So the big question is whether or not this is going to bring satellite radio into the mainstream, and I'm not so sure about that.  This will be a test to see if his fanbase was really that fanatical or if it just happened that he was conveniently on the radio during their morning commute and now they'll just listen to something else.  Is twelve bucks a month plus the cost of upgrading the stereo in your car worth hanging onto a morning show that you just kind of like?  I doubt it.  So I think that Sirius will see an increase in subscribers but I don't think its going to be enough to usher in the age of satellite radio. 

Also, I can't help but thFamily_guy_f4fink about Family Guy when I'm thinking about this.  The difference between the TV show and the movie that they released is actually quite pronounced.  On the movie, because they weren't subject to FCC restrictions and could do whatever they wanted, they could just be as blatently offensive as they desired.  Which is fine, I'm not one to be offended by offensiveness.  I think the problem was that when they didn't have to worry about restrictions, they weren't forced to be as smart with their writing.  So while the movie is funny, the TV show is much funnier and I think that can be attributed to the writers actually having the think harder, to get to the more clever ideas.  It's easy to talk about shit and racial slurs all day, but its much harder to have to write those same kind of jokes in a way that will get past the censors and still be funny…

…which leads us back to Howard.  I never thought he was very funny, apparently some people did, but I wonder if the Family Guy principle of funnier when under scrutiny will apply.  Additionally, for the listeners that love Howard, I wonder how much of their enjoyment of his jokes stem from the fact that when he's talking about boobs they get excited that he's pushing the established rules for radio.  Once he's allowed to say whatever he wants, will there be a level of excitement about his content that will be missing?  You know, like when you turn 21 and drinking loses a little of the excitement factor.  Time will tell my friend…time will tell.