Elliott Kalan Checks his Privilege:

Joining an all-hands staff meeting a half-hour late, I immediately take control of the room through constant interruptions, derisive snorts, and loudly slurping two-dozen chilled oysters. When the meeting breaks, I am taken aside and told I have management potential. The fact that I don’t work there is never brought up.

Privilege: Intact

I can’t decide whether to make this into a joke about creative directors or account directors.