"You don't eat food here, you consume it. And then you get out…and we'll know if you don't, because we're watching you."
"Refills are extra, your large bills are no good here, and if you want more than the one sauce we give you with your McNuggets, it's going to cost you the price of the sauce + tax (specified in our sauce-tax grid here)."
"And if we don't like you, you ain't eating…"
"Now, what can we do you for?"