Attention K-Mart Shoppers: The Musakal

Someone has uploaded K-Mart’s in-store Musak from the late 80s and early 90s:

OK, I have to admit this this is a strange collection. In the late 1980’s and early 1990’s, I worked for Kmart behind the service desk and the store played specific pre-recorded cassettes issued by corporate. This was background music, or perhaps you could call it elevator music. Anyways, I saved these tapes from the trash during this period and this video shows you my extensive, odd collection.

We all remember it, but it has become such a cliche that it almost seems too weird to have been real.